Sexual Quotes

Well below are given some very famous and hilarious sexual quotes that will make you think at least once that this thought can be taken to such an extent.

Sexual quotes no. 1 – No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens. ~ Abraham Lincoln

Sexual quotes no 2. – Sex is interesting, but it’s not totally important. I mean it’s not even as important (physically) as excretion. A man can go seventy years without a piece of ass, but he can die in a week without a bowel movement. ~ Charles Bukowski

Sexual quotes no. 3 – My message to the businessman of this country when they go abroad on business is that there is one thing above all they can take with them to stop them catching AIDS, and that is the wife. ~ Edwina Currie

Sexual quotes no. 4 – When authorities warn you of the sinfulness of sex, there is an important lesson to be learned. Do not have sex with the authorities. ~ Matt Groening

Sexual quotes no. 5 – Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships.”
— Sharon Stone

No. 6 – “Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps.”
— Tiger Woods

No. 7 – “There’s a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what’s the problem?”
— Dustin Hoffman

No. 8 – “Physics is like sex: sure, it may give some practical results, but that’s not why we do it.”

No. 9 – “See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.”
— Robin Williams

No. 10 – “See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.”
— Robin Williams

No. 11 – “Why should we take advice on sex from the pope? If he knows anything about it, he shouldn’t!”

No. 12 – “The world has suffered more from the ravages of ill-advised marriages than from virginity.”

No. 13 – “We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.”

No. 14 – “I’m too shy to express my sexual needs except over the phone to people I don’t know.” Garry Shandling

No. 15 – Sexually, we are all competing for the same seat on the bus and the thing that holds it together is the tightly held conceit that we are all sexual gods. How can I believe in my own uniqueness when there’s a cat out there exactly the same as me?

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